Happy Birthday!!!!

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me-ee! Happy birthday to me!

Hey friends! On this date 44 years ago the world was made a little brighter by the addition of yours truly to its population. I almost arrived in a car as my Mom decided to wait a tad bit too long before hightailing it to the hospital. But, to everyone's relief, I made my appearance in the appropriate place and weighed in at (approximately) 6.5 lbs, my Mom's youngest but biggest child. I wowed the nursery with my good looks and every nurse on the floor wanted to name me. Unfortunately, my Mom put her brand of choice on me and I've had to make do with nicknames and contend with constant mispronounciations and misspellings ever since. Well, I guess Mom did her best, and she did shower me with all the necessities of life so I gotta love her...but not my name!

I've got friends here in the blogosphere but, as you can see from my previous post, not everyone is thrilled that I exist. To all those who are perturbed by my presence I say, tough shit! I'm here, I'm conservative, and I'm gonna keep on telling it like it is. Get used to it! If you don't like what I have to say take your sorry liberal self somewhere else. And if you try to cross me watch out. I'm slow to anger but if you rile me up I'll KICK YOUR ASS!!!!

Have a nice day! :)

PS

The name my Mom gave me and the one I hate isn't Seane-Anna. Seane-Anna is my blog name I created from my nickname and a mispronounciation of my first name, the one my Mom gave me. I love my blog moniker; I hate the brand on my birth certificate. Sorry Mom!