Wednesday, April 29, 2009

"A Thank You Note"

In honor of the Chosen One's 100th day in office I'm reprinting a thank you letter from a group of his very special friends. Enjoy.

A Thank You Note
transcribed by Roadie on behalf of Benevolent Leader's special friends

Dear President Obama,

Just a note to say thank you for your tireless effort in supporting our cause. As I'm sure you know, our organization has been around for a long time, and we've had many obstacles along the way. Though we have many members not everyone is "on board" with our program. Some are just not as receptive to our agenda as others. This alone has made our success more difficult and challenging, but our persistence and resolve has carried us a long way. Now, with your help, many of the hurdles we've encountered over the years have been removed in most cases, or reduced in others. Your predecessor was not "down" with our cause and proved to be a major impediment to our goals. Whenever we would try to put together a new project, he would find some way to throw the proverbial "wrench" into our works. It seemed that no matter what direction we would turn, he and his associates would be there waiting to deter our progress.

When we heard of your election, it was like a breath of fresh air. A collective sigh of relief could be heard throughout our organization. We knew our efforts to ensure your election were not in vain, and we regret we could not do more to help your campaign. Thanks to the policies that you have already instituted our group has seen a major resurgence in both recruiting and "R & D". Your proposed policies have given us the shot in the arm we've needed for some years now, and our hopes for the future have never been brighter. Your cabinet appointments along with those of other key positions are nothing less than a Godsend to us. It's so nice to finally have people in [the] American government who are willing to get out of our way and let us do our work without...interference.

Rather than detail our plans for the immediate future, we thought it would be more entertaining to implement them unannounced. We can only hope that you will be able to witness our plans coming to fruition personally. We want you to experience the result[s] of your cooperation first hand.

In closing, we are finding it hard to put into words our eternal gratitude for your help in regenerating our hopes and allowing us to work harder to meet our goals. So we would simply like to say "thank you" from the bottom of our hearts.


Al Qaeda

Reprinted post. Originally published April 23 on Roadhouse Blog.


WomanHonorThyself said...


Skunkfeathers said...

Well put ;)

I listened to the teleprompter-led speech, and then to the question 'n answer phase: when Bush sounded like Barry during Q&A, he was "inarticulate and a dummy". When Barry sounds like an inarticulate dummy -- as he does without his teleprompter -- he's "messianic" (according to the collection of boot-licking dolts at CNN, a mindless collection of talking-point fools if ever there was one in the Free World). said...

You are right.....this is powerful.

WomanHonorThyself said...

thanks for the visit girly!:)

Anonymous said...

Al Queda has such eloquent speaking manners now a days wouldn't you agree?