Monday, June 21, 2010

Brave, Brave Obama!

Over the past few days I've been dwelling on the bravery of our dear leader, The Obama. He is very, very dauntless, y'know. It takes courage for a leader to stand against the people and pursue unpopular policies because he knows they're right. The Obama showed such courage when his administration chose to side with law breaking foreigners against fellow Americans.

That's right. Obama has decided to file a lawsuit against the state of Arizona over its strict new anti-illegal alien law. And rather than reveal this principled move to the American people himself, Obama the Brave had Secretary of State Hillary Clinton do it, on Ecuadorean television no less. You can't get more courageous than that!

I can't begin to tell you how thankful I am that America now has such an intrepid president. After eight years of that embarrassing cowboy George W. Bush, it's so refreshing to have a Chief Executive who knows that true courage is turning on your national brethren in order to appease failed Third World countries that ship their poor people here. Yes, this is soooooooo amazing! I wish I could tell the Big O in person how much his bravery has inspired me.

Oh, yes, my fellow Americans. We're in good hands now that Chicago BO is on the job. We can rest assured that The Obama's doctrine of security through appeasement will strike terror in the hearts of our enemies while simultaneously endearing us to our friends. Strength and peace will be the natural results. The Obama figured that strategy out by himself and that just makes me love him even more. Not only is he brave he's smart, too. He's got brawn AND brains. What a combo!

I feel so comfortable now. The sun's shining, birds are singing, and Arizona's gonna get kicked to the curb by the most fearless leader America's ever had. Yep, everything's right with the world and we all can rest easy. The Dauntless One is at the helm. What could possibly go wrong?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your question, What could possibly go wrong now? is full of idealistic platitudes of inept bravery. Love your sarcasm here.

Tom said...

What could go wrong? Besides everything, nothing...

Skunkfeathers said...

Barry's a feckless moron. Nuthin' new there. His falling poll numbers look like a meteor in the atmosphere ;)

家弘 said...

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Tapline said...

What's with the blocks in the comments????? I will echo all that that the other have said and Ditto it.....Come on November.....We must reverse this ship and I do mean reverse not stop..God bless....

JMK said...

"You are flattering me." (育財)

No, no...NO! It's YOU who is flattering me....for my part, I will flatten you (with you feets pinned behind you ears)....ahhhh yes, the timeless art of seduction!

Are you feeling me yet???

JMK said...

The Obama-agenda is merely the liberal Dem's agenda brought into focus.

This administration really is "Jimmy Carter on steroids," but sadly (for them) a mutant failure on steroids is just a bigger, more colossal failure!

Oh and that Cloward-Piven strategy is complete and utter nonsense!

IF America's economy were run into the ground and it could no longer subsidize sloth via welfare/transfer payments, nor pay out on its magnanimous public sector pensions, we wouldn't (as these two brain-dead "professors" inanely claim) revert to a socialist utopia, BECAUSE a "socialist utopia" and a "unicorn" share one thing in common....NEITHER CAN nor DOES EXIST!

Soooooo, what would happen if America's economy was deliberately imploded by half-wit Leftists?

(1) A massive violent assault, across the length and breadth of this country, AGAINST all things (and people) liberal....yes...and we DO KNOW exactly where you live.

Prediction: the American Indian will look "lucky" compared to the modern "anti-American liberal," should that happen.

No "Reservations" for you....just death.

(2) Once the economy collapsed, there'd be no need for this hyper-regulating, control-freak government. The political class would be eradicated (that's killed for you libs out there) for "causing the failure."

We'd resort to the default position, which is a lot closer to that of America's Founding (a fend-for-yourself, economic free-for-all) than anything else. If you DO NOT work....you WILL NOT eat.

Cloward-Piven are very close to that stilted professor in Rodney Dangerfield's comedy classic, "Back to School," delivering their inane presumptions from an Ivy Tower, or what Dangerfield called it, "Fantasy-Land."